Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017

gooch sodomy

I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.

Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy

by SpaghettiHorse69 June 4, 2023

My Gooch Bitch

something funny to say around your friends

that smells like “My Gooch Bitch”

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020

Gooch

An adaptation of the derogatory word “gook”; used to describe an individual of Asian or Pacific Islander heritage as a sell-out. Used within inter-minority social groups.

“I bet that gooch donates to Blue Lives Matter and subscribes to Joe Rogan.”

by Ado Mi June 29, 2023

Gooching

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'

"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"

by BigChad69 April 17, 2024

gooch

The area between the asshole and the balls of the male anatomy.

I licked his gooch.

by Weknowtoomuchonthedarkweb April 19, 2022

Gooch cracklin

The crust that has accumulated between the twat and anus and has developed a bark like crust!!!

"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!

by Shad master October 2, 2020