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Gooch Gobler

Someone that aggressively licks the taint
All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler
by ShlankDaddy20 February 11, 2020
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stink gooch

I hope she lets me eat her stink gooch tonight
by knockey knocker June 5, 2024
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Gooch Bracken

A patch of overgrown pubic hair found on the perineum of a man or a woman.
"Dude this girl had so much Gooch Bracken I couldn't even bear to cross the bridge to Trumpton!"
by SamBennyfud June 1, 2014
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Gooch

The distance on your crotch between your thighs.
Guy1: Man's got like 3 inches of Gooch
Guy2: shit that's more like 4 inches give or take
by Your fine bro-tato chip February 22, 2024
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Gooch

The bellow half when during sexual intercourse can get a bit loose
by The real urban man March 30, 2021
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Gooch

What was ‘originally’ referred to as the part between one’s anus and private part(s)

Now, most people use the word “taint” which is incorrect.
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m going to put a muscle stimulator on my gooch!”
by DannyDay95 September 1, 2025
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Gooch Goblin

A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".

In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek

later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024
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