Douche Flap

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche

"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"

by Brownie O October 20, 2012

Flap Nectar

The fluids produced by a woman's vagina when turned on.

"Roger loved to make a girl's beaver wet so he could drink her sweet flap nectar."
See also quim

by jimmy87 September 18, 2013

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

by The haggis Fister April 17, 2021

piss flaps

a person who maybe under the influence of alcohol or other illicit drugs
outputs a barrage of nonsensical words and/or sentences

agrepy drongtheness chips

by Chris Pfeiffer November 4, 2004

Flapping Lips

When a person snitchs.

That guy bin Flapping Lips ta po-dem

by SkinniT April 6, 2007

Milk Flaps

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.

See Nicole Kidman

I caught him getting off with milk flaps.
She would be ok, but shes a bit milk flaps

by *Crumpet* June 24, 2007

mud flap

Derived from the German word müdflapenzie.

Ich bin ein müdflapenzie

by Toth October 17, 2003