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<<<***Uni*S*eX***>>>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Mimicked Tony Plana's Physique To Perfection Unto His Own Body<<<***Uni*S*eX***>>>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
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National Kiss Your Ex Day

National kiss your ex day is February 13th. Go text that favorite ex!
I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!
by anonymous91638 February 11, 2025
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exe-America-x-Ferreira-exe

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: exe-America-x-Ferreira-exe
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
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eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.
Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.
by Eridaniii July 4, 2023
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ex

a former husband, wife, or other partner in a relationship.
"I don't want my ex to spoil what I have now"
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024
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