evan malone

a fool, a freak, a meat eater

oh shittttt your an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Evan and Kate

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple

Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”

by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 01, 2024

Julian evans

A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words

Julian evans is such a great teacher

by totallygaymaddy March 08, 2021

Joseph Evans

Joseph Evans the fucking man! He never gives up. Joseph Evans is rich, and not normally an alcoholic.

Joseph Evans the best person I know.

by Anonymous1237187123 January 01, 2021

Evan Fay

An extremely attractive individual. Often called the most interesting, most handsome man in the world.

What can you say about that man? Well, he’s Evan Fay.

by MoustacheBob October 09, 2023

Evan R

Evan R is that kind of guy that is in it for the love and not the sex. He really loves you. In fact you are probably the first girl he’s ever loved. He’s definitely super stubborn and honestly pretty competitive. He has a lot of emotions trust me but he’s just not great at showing it. He’s that guy that is definitely a first love you know the kind of guy you want to marry one day. He’s funny but he’s just so caring. He’s strong (mentally and physically) emphasis on the physical part. HES SO ATHLETIC!!!! and comes from a great loving family. He will honestly do anything for you and wait a long time for you. If you ever find an evan r NEVER mess that shit up

Evan R was my first love i’ll never forget it

GOD DAMN Evan R has the hottest most muscular arms

I love how Evan R has a soft spot just for me

by katy k November 14, 2022