Joseph Evans

Joseph Evans the fucking man! He never gives up. Joseph Evans is rich, and not normally an alcoholic.

Joseph Evans the best person I know.

by Anonymous1237187123 January 01, 2021

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 02, 2011

Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.

Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!

by Chico chico chico June 05, 2023

sexy evan

TO BE AS SEXY AS A STRRIPER IN YOUR SCHOOL WHEN ALL DA CHICKS WANT YOU ALL THE BOYS ARE JELAOUS AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT YOU

GIRL:1 DID YOU SEE EVAN TODAY
GIRL:2 YEAH HE WAS SO HOT
GIRL:3 HE WAS SUCH A SEXY EVAN
GIRL:1 AND 2 I AGREE

by lckyEvbot456 September 17, 2017

Evan Fay

An extremely attractive individual. Often called the most interesting, most handsome man in the world.

What can you say about that man? Well, he’s Evan Fay.

by MoustacheBob October 09, 2023

Evan R

Evan R is that kind of guy that is in it for the love and not the sex. He really loves you. In fact you are probably the first girl he’s ever loved. He’s definitely super stubborn and honestly pretty competitive. He has a lot of emotions trust me but he’s just not great at showing it. He’s that guy that is definitely a first love you know the kind of guy you want to marry one day. He’s funny but he’s just so caring. He’s strong (mentally and physically) emphasis on the physical part. HES SO ATHLETIC!!!! and comes from a great loving family. He will honestly do anything for you and wait a long time for you. If you ever find an evan r NEVER mess that shit up

Evan R was my first love i’ll never forget it

GOD DAMN Evan R has the hottest most muscular arms

I love how Evan R has a soft spot just for me

by katy k November 14, 2022

evan-mode

To raise one's voice.
To assert dominance.

To go berserk.

Everyone in the was being really loud, so Evan went evan-mode to shut everyone up, so he can finish his work.

by misterquick April 04, 2016