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by Jdkwkfjja November 19, 2023

beautiful mf with big balls, any woman who sees him immediately gets so wet that she could make a fucking pool. eli is fucking awesome man i love him
yln1a: Eli is so fucking cool, dude. He is fucking AWESOME. He is a fucking UNIT when it comes to words, like damn. Dude gets my dick ROCK HARD!!!
by yln1a July 2, 2022

Eli is an amzing friend that has blonde hair blue eyes he likes to game and play sports and listen to music
Hes such an Eli
by Definitely not Eli May 6, 2021

When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.
by phatphuckincock69 June 21, 2017

Carl-Elie is the GOAT
by thelilcactus667 November 23, 2021

Someone who is way too happy and thinks they know everything when they don't and all they do is make people feel worse
by buddyandtobiaslois December 14, 2019
