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Douchebag style

Someone who pretends to be above bullshit but is in fact the biggest shit stirrer with no loyalty.

Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.

Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Did you hear about that snake who knew that somebody was being framed for rape and did nothing to defend his mate, but lie and pretend he was being impartial. What a Douchebag style move.
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douchebag lockbox

When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape
Yo, orgy in the douchebag lockbox this Saturday?
by Ms.Griffin May 27, 2019
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Douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. An insult given to a person who is being douche like.
Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
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Narcissist ass douchebag

"Dude, David is such a fucking Narcissist ass douchebag !!"
by bitchyghost September 30, 2018
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dipdidee douchebag

That guy is a dipdidee douchebag! Ri
by Ripster1234 January 8, 2013
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Apprentice Douchebag

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.
"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2
by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011
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Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.
limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG
by yobaf March 1, 2011
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