A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.
by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022

by Jamie jokes November 6, 2020

A girl which walks the streets of bell county Kentucky and offers you sex for meth or any other narcotic.
by Kyboy43..of..the.. 606 December 11, 2020

by Jangalang95 June 9, 2020

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.
by swerve002 December 12, 2013

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.
Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
by derfferguson April 17, 2020

Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.
by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011
