What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
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digital nudist

One who prefers using online passwords drawn from their personal life experiences thus leaving themselves naked to hackers and identity thieves. They are protected only by a slim veneer of hope that they might remain invisible among the crowd. They cling to recollections of past loves, former addresses, and autobiographical trivia and eschew any conformance with the advice of technocrats.
His cubicle partner was an avowed digital nudist.
by imprecise January 17, 2015
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One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.
"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"
by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021
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Full Dirty Digit

That girl i was talking to in the club i went home and gave her the full dirty digit.
by Locnes December 21, 2016
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Digital spankbank

spank bank is a mental, and less often physical and digital, collection of images or situations stored away to call up later while masturbating.
Do not store nudes of other people in your digital spankbank.
by Rizree May 03, 2018
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digital eloi

The modern users of technology who reap the fruits and live among the cultivated gardens of Web 3.0; but live in blissful ignorance of how it all functions or who lays their digital tables.
"They say Gen Z are 'digital natives', but in actuality they are a form of digital eloi."

"James only knows how to find movies on streaming sites, he says he doesn't know how to use a torrent client or burn a CD."
"What a digital eloi."
by deMONSTERative June 29, 2023
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Digital Canvassing

Supporting a cause (ideology), politician, or organization (501c3 predominantly) on the internet: clogging up social media and the companies server space. Regardless of the analog format or digital format it all stinks of rotting time and space of unsuspecting. No one really cares about saving the whales or growing organic wheatgrass or going to another person's alma mater in order to support the college to keep the underwater basketweaving program afloat pretending it has a viable career option or worthy investment of your time and/or money.
Rando Internet Mutual Aquantance:
Hey dudes and dudetts for my birthday teaming up with facebook fam in solidarity and to occupy greenpeace diesel barge for oceanic protest of the ancient ritual of Japanese Whaling.

(Forewarning Friend)
Hey broh, watch out for that cat who is a mutual acquaintance wants you to join their cause and protest with signatures from the street corner to start digital canvassing for money from suckers. When you see them at the party this weekend don't engage. Abort Abort.
by foxtrotsrabbitburrows December 23, 2022
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