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Clare's Marvellous concoction is an extraordinarily.... Special beverage. It must ONLY be consumed on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. It can be any spirits, but usually is peach vodka, rum, and some kind of soda. The soda can be one of four types. It can be Fresca, which is most commonly used; Mango loco monster energy drinks if you're feeling fancy; just regular club soda; or orange crush. If you use anything else, you have betrayed Clare and she will come for you and massage your scalp with her fingernails.
Hazel: "Hey, did you have any of Clare's Marvellous Concoction on New Year's?"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"

*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"
by Just a chill guy <3 March 11, 2026
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Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!
by LTown122 October 23, 2018
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Sterling, Connecticut

is a small town located in the middle of nowhere, and is likely a boring town, for you would; jump off bridges into a pond; walk on the trials; walk to the general store (expensive for a little convince store); go to the park; sleep till noon because you know there isn't anything to do...so why not sleep in.
Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Oh yeah! We live in Sterling, Connecticut. -_-
by ashmagash143 August 6, 2011
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groton, Connecticut

A place often mixed with Groton, Massachusetts. A place full of boats and schools. Everybody there hates the other social classes and every other school they haven't attended. Near the world famous FoxWoods Casino, and Mohegan Sun Casino. No notable sports teams, unless you count the boating teams. Probably one of the most expensive places to live, but its worth it because you don't have to deal with gangs or violent crimes. Though you will have to deal with people saying its better than everywhere else (because it is) and people that deserve to be on r/iamverysmart.
Person 1|. Want to go to groton, Connecticut for vacation?
Person 2| Why?
by Onionboi April 24, 2018
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Montville, connecticut

wanna be gangster kids that are to broke to buy there own shit. people do the stupidest shit and people are just straight out dumb as fuck in montville. but lastly you have the bum ass rednecks that think they are cool. hey, we do have a casino tho
“hey is that billy From Montville, connecticut?” said James “Fuck Billy We Will Kill Him.” - Does Nothing.
by rhddontplay October 16, 2021
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