Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

Urban caving

A glorified name for dumpster diving.

Look at that douche, he's urban caving at Goodwill!

by jeeb81 August 7, 2008

cave diver

A man or woman who is far too sexually attracted to a woman with an absolutely cavernous vagina

Guy 1: Man. You hear about that woman who had sex a thousand times in under a week?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?

by Terallis August 25, 2025

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

Cave Bro

Primarily used by hetro cis men, a cave bro refers to people who have shared the same sexual partner.

Damn dawg, you hooked up with Janelle too? Guess we are cave bros now.

by en grassant September 29, 2021

Vape Cave

When one puts a blanket over their head to block airflow in order to do cool vape tricks.

“Yo wanna get under the vape cave? I want to show you my ghost”

by misss910 February 21, 2024

go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2013