Cancer

A pumpkin show

You know it's that pumpkin show named cancer/

by GRAPEJUICE#4 May 1, 2018

pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales

I am dying of sale cancer

by Sale cancer October 26, 2020

Cancer

Breyton

All of us:"yo, is he spamming specials?"
Jero:"nah bro, he's just being cancer"

by StopUsingSpecials May 30, 2019

Cancer

Rocket leagues new game mode

You playin rocket league?
Yeah playin the new game mode, wanna join?
No that is cancer!

by Layschippeee February 7, 2021

Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.

Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!

by Ligij September 26, 2023

cancer

A boy named nicholas alan weiss

damn, nick is so cancer.

by cancerdefinition October 26, 2019