by Bae2468 November 2, 2023
Get the Need A Boyfriend Syndrome mug.1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009
Get the Uncle Boyfriend mug.the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore!! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know!!!!!
man what a back stabber
man what a back stabber
boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough*
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people
by ebsky December 28, 2005
Get the ex boyfriend mug.A man of Asian decent who is family oriented, skilled in techniques of love balancing both emotional and physical and mental harmony.
My chinese boyfriend is so sweet. Today when he got back from work he asked me how my day was while rubbing my feet!
by wnddrrwmnn January 16, 2005
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- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!
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by jesta:--> October 19, 2003
Get the ex boyfriend mug.A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
by Cinci girl March 7, 2009
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Example? You want an example? How about my ex boyfriend calling me every day to tell me how much he likes my best friend, right after we had broken up, and then turns around and calls her and tells her he loves her, and it turns out she loves him too
by emmaroo December 30, 2004
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