Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018

False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.

"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"

by Rema D October 25, 2020

book fog

where a person interrupts a bookworm from reading the current book in said book worm's hands. Can cause the bookworm to get mad, give glazed look, or even become a troller after hearing what the person wants

He decided to go to try and talk to Susan. She had was in a book fog.

by mownkehhhhh December 8, 2011

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

circle-booking

When two or more individuals are in the same location talking to eachother through Facebook or any other social networking site.

Are you all in the same house circle-booking?

by LoLoIscrrraaaazy March 4, 2010

book thumping

Enjoying an intimate moment in a quiet part of a library.

The librarian threw out the couple for their vigorous book thumping.

by Inquirus July 13, 2017