Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

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Dumb blonde

Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.

The dumb blonde tripped over herself.

by 'suppeeps March 31, 2021

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Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.

1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.

by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024

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