beamer

A way morons spell bimmer.

"Dude, your uncle's beamer is sweet! I wish I could afford one"
"It's 'bimmer', you fucktard, and you'll never be able to afford one because stupid people are poors."

by billobob August 10, 2006

Beaner ball

When stupid mexicans start a pick up game of soccer wherever the hell they feel like it.

John: Hey Mike, the mexicans are playing soccer in the street again.

Mike: God I hate it when mexicans play god damn beaner ball.

John: Yeah me too. We should just send them back to Mexico.

by SC0277 June 27, 2011

wife beater

1.) the official article of clothing in the state of New Jersey

2.) One who participates in domestic abuse

Boss: you seriously came to work in a wife beater?

guy: all i had. blow me.

by yo guy February 12, 2007

beaner

A disparaging term used at a hispanic person, more so to those of Mexican heritage since beans are a food staple in Mexico.

That beaner better not think he can come to our neighborhood and date our women.

There's three of us and one him, we can beat that beaner's ass.

by txmx2005 April 13, 2006

Baker City

A town in the middle of butt fucking nowhere in Eastern Oregon. Erik is from here. He is one cool Erik.

No one goes to Baker City

What the fuck is Baker City?

by ptwnstargazerr September 23, 2011

brownie baker

One who is about to take a dump.

"Johnny is such a brownie baker, you are sitting by him on the way home."

by Christa_d August 30, 2005

split beaver

much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!

She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.

by kofi May 14, 2003