Playing Mormon baseball refers to the extremely mild "sexual" acts that Mormons engage in with each other, such as, but not limited to:
Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.
Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.
I could hear Elder Drew and Sharron playing Mormon baseball last night in the other room. I think they were watching 19 Kids and Counting on the couch together!
by BigPapaJon January 20, 2011
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2. A member of Gamefaqs. A leader of "The Shinies". Usually seen at the Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire Social Board and some Shmup boards. He is one of the better PRSSB users.
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2. A member of Gamefaqs. A leader of "The Shinies". Usually seen at the Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire Social Board and some Shmup boards. He is one of the better PRSSB users.
3. A base that is yours
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A nonstandard numeral system That uses the digits 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, X, E and T. and so 10 would equal 13 in this numeral system.
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Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.
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Baseball is a sport which I know and love. Anyone who can take the time and learn every aspect of this amazing sport is high on my list. It takes cunning, skill, determination, speed (especially), and persistance to do well and have fun. But winning is nice too.
by Ryan D April 30, 2005
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Boy#2: "Nah, they will lose, Alex Rodriguez quit taking steroids a long time ago."
Boy#2: "Nah, they will lose, Alex Rodriguez quit taking steroids a long time ago."
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