Bandit

Gay shit that is bad

He is such a bandit

by BitchWhoreMan February 13, 2019

go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.

After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.

by Billy Us January 22, 2014

Bandit

A smelly Russian or Ukrainian man who lives in Chernobyl wearing a black coat. Will often steal things and yell incoherently about cheeki-breeki.

I better watch out or that bandit will cheeki my breekis!

by Artefakt Kollektor October 30, 2020

Banditical

The most mischevious person known to mankind who loves crimes like arson, assault, sexual assault, harassment, sexual harassment, human trafficking, murder, and a few more

"Yo you heard about Banditical in the news?"
"Yeah dude, I saw he burned down an orphanage after losing a match in Rainbow Six Siege, thats crazy!"

by Tainted Farmer July 29, 2023

Pantie Bandit

1.) One who steals panties in the act of fucking a girl.
2.) A guy who has sex with multiple girls at one time

Yeahhh that guy is a real Pantie Bandit. Did you see how many girls he is with?

by e.c. gangster32 May 10, 2011

Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

xmas bandit

a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.

did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?

by rammon October 12, 2008