Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.

Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"

by George FP January 1, 2014

Awkward Tomatoes

When something awkward happens

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes

by jessiej May 24, 2011

Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.

Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.

by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023

Awkward

Finding yourself the accidental third wheel at dinner with a couple you thought were getting divorced ... on Valentine's day.

Well this is awkward ...
Will I survive a fall from a bathroom window on the third floor?

by Aaaaaaargh February 14, 2023

awkward pose

A pose where your arms are bent in 90 degree angles and your hands are placed on your midhip. Tilt your head and smile largely, making sure to look anywhere but the camera. This look is used in awkward situations or everyday situations if you are socially awkward all the time.

" stop doing the awkward pose and say cheese!"

by Tuquynh August 18, 2017

Awkward snuggling

when both parties involved with snuggling are not comfortable and no one moves

Jack and Jill were doing some awkward snuggling but were so tired they didn't want to move

by wong tong soup December 30, 2011

[awkward smiley]

the fucking champion

of insecurity

that is

awkward smiley

by Krkič August 21, 2019