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Flog the Dog

Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.
Ever since Brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.
by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016
mugGet the Flog the Dogmug.

dog joy

the same intense uninhibited happiness a dog expresses to its master when the master has been gone for 2 minutes or 2 weeks
Jack, my dog, greets me with the same pure dog joy, when I return from getting the paper in the driveway or a three week vacation
by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010
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bird-dog

(verb) To engage in the relentless pursuit of an objective or goal, often involving the accomplishment of tasks through other, less expedient people. This includes obsessive follow-up, nagging, and harrassment of individuals holding up the accomplishment of the goal. Comes from a reference to pointer dog breeds that serve as loyal hunting dogs, leading the way to the fallen fowl.
"I had to bird-dog Larry all day to get him to sign that damn contract."

He said: "I'm so frustrated. I called two days ago, and still...no response from customer service."
She replied: "Oh yeah, you have to bird-dog those guys daily to get anything done. They're totally swamped."
by Surfdude May 22, 2008
mugGet the bird-dogmug.

dog walked

This nigga provoked me so I dog walked his ass.
by naruto star April 5, 2016
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dog shitter

hose who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just its dog shitter?
by mave73 October 27, 2007
mugGet the dog shittermug.

Dogs in The tub

Putting your "dogs in the tub" is the act of inserting your scrotum into the anus or vagina of the person you are having intercourse with. Popularized by the MC Crumbsnatcher song, "Dogs in the Tub"
Rubella - Guuurrrrlll, my man a freak! He don't just put the dick in me! He puts the dogs in the tub too!!
Puzzi - Gurl why he do that?!
Rubella - cuz just like MC Crumbsnatcher said
Together - NUTSACKS BELONG IN BUTTCRACKS!!
by Anusface666 January 22, 2017
mugGet the Dogs in The tubmug.

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