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Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is a person who has a Black Cock but can be tiny at times, His nipples are also black in color and can often give out black milk plus they are always prominently seen through his shirt and girls like to stare at !
He is so Samuel!
by JerushaKotturi November 23, 2021
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Samuel Friendrich

Você tá cheio de dinheiro, você é um Samuel Friendrich?
by sujeitooculto July 13, 2021
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Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”
by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023
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Samuel Potts

An good CP bio lab partner, he looks at cars with you and phones, also making the most expensive things on websites. And is very nice, has cold hands but fails class with you.
by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 19, 2021
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Samuel PCI

A Dessnons that dont get no wozzles and calls himself fleepzone he's ass at soccer from the parkdale neighbourhood, toronto, ontario, canada,

he gets 0 bitches but says he got bare dess cyatia gerbers on his phone that are hung up on her ex when the only girl he dated was on fortnite.
by notwyattcreamer September 14, 2025
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