Scooty-dudes man, I've had to pee for 38 hours.
*attempts to squeeze in between 2 obese women* Oh, scooty-dudes.
*attempts to squeeze in between 2 obese women* Oh, scooty-dudes.
by Obi cotton picker December 27, 2007
Get the scooty-dudesmug. by Danderson07 March 10, 2009
Get the Dude slammermug. the one guy that a girl will always go back to, no matter how much he fucks her around. usually some scummy white boy who thinks his penis is god’s greatest gift
friend one: you need to stop having sex with brian! he’s a fuckboy!
me: i can’t, he’s my token dude! i don’t know what it is but something about him makes me always want more!
me: i can’t, he’s my token dude! i don’t know what it is but something about him makes me always want more!
by haaaannnnaaaaa November 15, 2018
Get the token dudemug. by MaxIAm September 7, 2021
Get the Poggers dudemug. 1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute
2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.
2.) Dude, pepperoni!
2.) Dude, pepperoni!
by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021
Get the dude pepperonimug. The most craziest dude with weird hair. His real name is Nick. The most smart, intelligiant people will refer to him as, 'Hurricane Dude' because that is what his hair resembles. He is such a ragamuffin. He threatens to beat girls.
Jokinnn!
Jokinnn!
by xxJessiexxxx November 26, 2010
Get the Hurricane Dudemug. 