by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022
Get the Chicken Slug mug.When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”
Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”
Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
by The_see-er September 7, 2021
Get the Slippery slippery slugs mug.A descriptive term used to describe the male genitalia after being exposed to cold water or excessive amounts of narcotics.
Just been for a slash and noticed I'm suffering from a bad case of "blue slug"
The north sea looked inviting but after a quick swim I developed a nasty case of blue slug in my swimming trousers.
The north sea looked inviting but after a quick swim I developed a nasty case of blue slug in my swimming trousers.
by Drydentested2 September 4, 2013
Get the Blue slug mug.Slug is a slimey boy whith a long or small body that moves slowly. It's like a snail but without the little conch house thing. They are gastropods and moves by their foot which contracts in rhythmic waves and allows them to slide at the same time they leave that slime track wherever they go.
These bois have both male and female genitalia and can either impregnate themselves or mate with another slug, which in this case both get pregananant and give life to a hundred other slugs.
Slugs can be a pain the ass if you have a garden as they tend to eat fruits, vegetables and other plants. Fortunately, they are eaten by small animals, birds and bigger insects.
WARNING: Please don't eat slugs if you're playing truth or dare, it won't end well.
These bois have both male and female genitalia and can either impregnate themselves or mate with another slug, which in this case both get pregananant and give life to a hundred other slugs.
Slugs can be a pain the ass if you have a garden as they tend to eat fruits, vegetables and other plants. Fortunately, they are eaten by small animals, birds and bigger insects.
WARNING: Please don't eat slugs if you're playing truth or dare, it won't end well.
My grandma got furious when she discovered our neighbour left slugs inside her greenhouse, so she joined us at a Halloween night and threw eggs and toilet paper in their yard when they were out.
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