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Autumn shower

The act of a menstruating girl urinating on someone. The mixture of urine and blood creates a beautiful cascade of fall colors.
I ask my GF to pee on me. The timing was bad and I ended up getting an Autumn shower :(
by Garozerg113 October 14, 2011
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Car shower

Refers to hygienic supplies kept in your car in order to get cleaned up after a night out. Items such as; mouth wash, tooth brush, moist towelettes, water bottles, extra clothes, crackers (after a drunken night), etc.
Amber woke up at a friends house, desperately needing to get cleaned up before she went to church with her parents. Good thing she's able to take a car shower to wash off last night's shame.
by amberlynn531 July 1, 2011
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Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
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Ukrainian Shower

When a guy stops by your apartment and washes his dick in your sink.
Man, he just took a Ukrainian shower in my apartment.
by Roger Cliemens June 16, 2023
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CEO shower

When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.

This term mostly used in startups.
I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.

My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
by Bossmandingo July 10, 2022
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Shower dif

Term used at the end of League of Legends matches to flex on the losing team. Insinuates that the winning difference was the relatively higher hygiene of the winning team.
LoLUsername: lol gg shower dif
by flojoschmo November 1, 2022
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Coochie Shower

A shower exclusively targeting your stanky vagina.

Rhymes with: Coochie Power
Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."
by Funky Worm November 30, 2022
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