A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.
Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.
by Fast Eddie, KOS April 14, 2012
Get the Cracker McWhitebreadmug. Same as couch potato or sofa spud.Someone who sits in a chair eating saltine crackers while watching TV,playing video games ,or on the computer.Usually in a roomy chair
by Mannishdude1 February 27, 2012
Get the chair crackermug. The act of your sexual partner making you cum. He then takes a cracker, soaks up your cum and feeds it to you.
by Niknicole December 4, 2015
Get the Pussy Crackermug. Bill cracked Tina's clam on Sunday, Jessica's clam on Monday, Ashley's clam on Tuesday, and Macy's clam today. What a clam cracker.
by Billiam Beezy November 8, 2010
Get the Clam Crackermug. Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).
Bro, get me some of those period crackers.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
by Period Crackers's Man BoJamMan February 17, 2014
Get the period crackersmug. 1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.
3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.
3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"
Despite the fact that the President of the United States had just declared Global Nuclear War, he nibbled down a few Wow Crackers prior to the press conference, where he was to announce a planned vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, for the next three weeks.
How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.
How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.
by Woffie Master August 2, 2009
Get the Wow Crackersmug. A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.
by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010
Get the Hit the Crackermug.