He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Cactus Cracked mug.by longhairordie April 29, 2012
Get the Crack a roni mug.zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023
Get the zombie on crack mug.The act of performing Analingus and chewing tiny holes through the skin around the outer ring of the Anal cavity prior to having Anal sex. Pleasure pain. Extreme Analingus.
My bae asked me if I had any sexual fantasies! And I said "I want to give you Corals on the crack and finish with a rusty trombone."
by WOODKUSH May 23, 2016
Get the corals on the crack mug.You're b crack's showing.
by I-am---BATMAN!! March 23, 2015
Get the b crack mug.Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".
by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022
Get the Seal that crack mug.I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.
My girl likes me to crack the saucer.
My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.
My girl likes me to crack the saucer.
My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.
by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018
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