tom merricks

'tom merricks' doing a tom merricks means crying outside a nightclub and getting a taxi home to grovel back to his girlfriend after an argument.

wow dele did such a tom merricks last night
whipped underthethumb yolo notalad emotionaltimes

by rybrown69 October 28, 2013

Tom Daniels

Tomato Juice with a shot of Jack Daniels!

To Drink a Tom Daniels

by Bigtom67 April 25, 2010

Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 6, 2022

tom xu

A smart ass sexy asian

That asian is so tom xu

by bois99 February 3, 2017

shirtless tom

When a hot bodied boy/man named Tom is requested to take his shirt off for others amusement or for sexual reasons.

Can i get a shirtless tom in the chat?

I'm so keen for a shirtless tom right now!

by JRosey April 9, 2020

Tom Banner

Tom Banner is a bloodclart gstar and is a proper geezer. Man loves to play Fish Game still when he is white boy wasted and is with bare gyaldem in his crib. I love you Thomas xxxxxxxxx

Jamal: Where has my large collection of girlfriends gone?
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!

by Xx._WomanLover_.xX October 16, 2021