You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018
Get the Swedish toiletmug. When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
by santacruzjt December 19, 2013
Get the toilet strokemug. (or shit bucket).The practice of using the restroom in a bucket with a contractor bag in it as a liner as to not ruin the bucket for later use while on a construction/demo site when there is no Porter potty or running water on site.
Damnit! There ain't no water on and no Porter..and my stomach is Killin me. And the gas station is too far...
Shit homes what tu need is a "Mexican Toilet"... Grab one of dem bags and come here I show tu... Now chu go find tu a room and tie up de bag when tu done and tossit in de dumpster...
Shit homes what tu need is a "Mexican Toilet"... Grab one of dem bags and come here I show tu... Now chu go find tu a room and tie up de bag when tu done and tossit in de dumpster...
by Not T 1 July 1, 2020
Get the Mexican toiletmug. Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.
Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.
by rufik April 7, 2020
Get the Toilet wisdommug. When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019
Get the Toilet Twistmug. Person 1: Hey dude, let’s do an upper decker on Creepy Larry’s toilet.
Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.
Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.
by Dutch to the Oven June 6, 2018
Get the toilet espionagemug. The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.
If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.
Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.
Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.
Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.
Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.
by DigitalTeaShirt July 7, 2016
Get the toilet talkingmug.