Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.
by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
by 1freeradical November 18, 2011
Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.
by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 06, 2022
The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.
Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
by 001girl August 18, 2015
by im110percentright October 29, 2019
Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
by thedangersofboredom July 07, 2021