Credit Clown

Someone (usually a dude) that goes out and buys the cheesiest truck credit can buy. He also likes to accessorize the truck with the ugliest accessories credit can buy such as: a lift kit, large rims and tires, lots of chrome accessories, tribal paint, stereo, lights, etc.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
Guy 1: Hey man check out my new F-150!! I can't wait to get high on coke and take it to the Nickleback show tonight!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
by docktergonzo April 16, 2008
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C clown

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Clown Bitch

What is a "Clown Bitch"

-A bitch who wears lot of makeup. Makes herself look like a cheap ass slutty clown.

-She often want to have everyone's attention.

-Annoying
-Crazy
-A ratchet
Girl 1: Oh look! There's a clown bitch in da party.
Girl 2: Well, let's go home!
by xchyna April 01, 2016
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Clowns In America

Another (covert) name for America's C.I.A.
Clowns In America are not always honorable. Can we trust our CIA?
by Calamity Jane II February 16, 2019
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full of clowns

Response to a funny joke, action, or person; similar to jokes can be used in same instances as a substitute.
Person 1: Hey I just tricked that guy into piercing the wrong ear.
Person 2: Wow you're full of clowns.
by Hipsterkilla123 June 02, 2011
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clown jizz

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.
by Half-Paddle December 15, 2015
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clown juice

Slang for cum. Made a term by ayydubs in episode 16 of the revealing your secrets podcast.
"Yeah last night, my clown juice got everywhere."
by clown juice haver October 08, 2022
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