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Ass Clown

A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.
Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown!

Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
by EPWONG April 14, 2011
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clown juice

Slang for cum. Made a term by ayydubs in episode 16 of the revealing your secrets podcast.
"Yeah last night, my clown juice got everywhere."
by clown juice haver October 7, 2022
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full of clowns

Response to a funny joke, action, or person; similar to jokes can be used in same instances as a substitute.
Person 1: Hey I just tricked that guy into piercing the wrong ear.
Person 2: Wow you're full of clowns.
by Hipsterkilla123 November 13, 2011
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C clown

by Exotata January 29, 2023
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clown jizz

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.
by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016
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Clown Male

The Definition of a Grindset, The 0% of the populace. Lesser than the Alpha yet greater than the Sigma, and the Fool always knows one day he'll take the Crown. Your Anger only fuels his presence, for he will always have the last laugh.
"Did you hear how F$#%ing Biden told the Republicans who want to block the January 6 commissions to "eat some Chocolate Chocolate chip"? What the hell?"

"I don't see any issue, our President is an Absolute Clown Male."
by The Jester of Based August 15, 2021
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Clown Bitch

What is a "Clown Bitch"

-A bitch who wears lot of makeup. Makes herself look like a cheap ass slutty clown.

-She often want to have everyone's attention.

-Annoying
-Crazy
-A ratchet
Girl 1: Oh look! There's a clown bitch in da party.
Girl 2: Well, let's go home!
by xchyna June 30, 2016
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