damp pussy

When the pussy isn't super wet nor super dry. It's dank like a musty river.

Damn dude, that girl's pussy was perfect. Not too wet, not too dry. She's got a damp pussy.

by Dampbasement June 7, 2016

Pussy Flamer

A person who is nerdy but we all know gets the phat cooch on a regular day basis.

Ayyeee damn that kid in the robotics club is a straight pussy flamer am I right?

by Benimamas May 25, 2019

trench pussy

Like trench foot, when you've been sitting around in a pad for a while and it starts to get mushy so that pussy needs amputation

Don't fuck with Melissa, bruh. She's got that trench pussy

by Trench Pu$$ie Melissa June 20, 2017

scrumptious pussy

Using the words scrumptious pussy is the best way to get a girl.

They will love you complimenting your pussy and saying its worth being eaten.

Damnnnn girl you got a scrumptious pussy, mind if I try some?

by Stoopid One January 15, 2021

Pussy Hawaï

When you get a can of chopped slices of pine apple from the super market and you put a slice around your penis and after that have vaginal inter course with a women.

Hey dude, last night I had a very tasty pussy hawaï for diner.

by Balhaarschloch September 29, 2018

Say Pussy

Used to replace the standard "Say Cheese" during group photography. Is highly effective at both focusing attention on the photographer and eliciting humorous facial expressions immortalized in family reunion photographs.

Photographer: Everyone get together for a picture before we leave!
Visiting Religious Relatives: Thank you Jesus it is almost over...
Photographer: Okay, 1, 2...
Uncle G: Say Pussy!

by a-fit December 22, 2012

festival pussy

When a female is at an outdoor music festival for 6+ hours and her vagina turns into a musty, sweaty, swampy mess

Guy 1: Dude Ultra Miami was awesome, I slammed this hot as raver girl
Guy 2: Damn bro! How was she!?
Guy 1: Good, but I had to hold my breathe, she had a bad case of festival pussy.
Guy 2: aw I bet that pussy was gnarly!

by DonkeyDre May 13, 2014