i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
by ACunny August 22, 2024
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nothing phone

Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?

Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.

Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?

Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.

Someone: Then what?

Somebody: It's nothing.

Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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If the hit song 'Money for nothing' by prolific rock group Dire Straits is played at a function, event or gathering, guests are required to shotgun a beverage before the intro of the song concludes. If no cans are available, guests must finish the remainder of their current drink in a timely manner.
The 'Money for nothing' effect
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.

Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"
by Downtempo Dan August 24, 2023
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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
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piss for nothing

someone who gets pissed off over anything
Brad: I walked past Stacey and she got made at me.
Brody: She is such a piss for nothing.
by UrbanMasterx16 December 13, 2015
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Neck No Nothing

"Neck No Nothing" or "Neck Know Nothing" is a slang term used when something embarrassing is said or done. It is also used if something obvious has just been stated and then somebody asks about it. The term is also connected to " Gimme That Neck ".
Teacher: "Today we will be learning about Poetry."
Student 1: "What are we learning about?"
Student 2: "Poetry! The teacher just said that!"
Student 3: "Neck!"
Student 4: "Neck No Nothing!"
Student 3: "Gimme that neck!"
by Rand0mP3rson November 12, 2022
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