Windows Vista

The best operating system, a perfect combination of Windows xp and Windows 7, all in a delightfully aesthetic and beautiful theme known as aero glass. Windows Vista has extreme multimedia features, although you may want to install a secondary media player in case certain encoding types don't work. Windows Vista's hardware selection with supported drivers may be low, but if you can acquire a stable setup to use it on, it's a blast and perfectly snappy.

"I just installed Windows Vista on my computer, no wonder it's shit."
"have you tried installing it on an actually capable machine?"
"no-"
"try doing that first before you say it's shit then, bitch."
"damn aight, aight."

by GamerGirlAbakas February 10, 2022

Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.

Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?

by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016

Window hammer

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside

Give her the window hammer

by Channman March 21, 2017

window shopped

When you use your sniper to head shot a player through a window in call of duty team death match.

Bam! lilman0098937394bpistol you just got window shopped.

by zebrabutzzz June 21, 2010

Jeremy Window

Jeremy Window is a code name if you don’t want to say your real name it can also be used as your trim sister or brother

Umm my names Jeremy window

by Jeremywindow February 17, 2022

Export window

Anus

Lucas got lucky with Alexa last night but lost a condom in her export window

by Pleasure Rifle August 6, 2021

Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.

Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020