electric bagel

An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.

I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.

by ballg December 29, 2013

Bagel in the Chimney

A British saying meaning “Raging Boner”

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”

by Butternutsquash12 June 22, 2018

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 02, 2023

I like bagels

you like bagels

someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!

by Pinkpumpkingoestothestoretobuy April 17, 2023

Brown Bagel

A brown bagel is when your partner shuts and covers their vagina with it. Then you proceed to eat them out

Yo my girl really switched it up on me last night, had me do the brown bagel with her

by Daddyuwuyesplease February 23, 2019

pleasure bagel

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.

Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.

by NiceWaters October 24, 2015

How Bout Them Bagels

I can't tell you man...

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning

by Kdog September 26, 2024