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Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.
If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses
by A four pound pud September 10, 2019
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Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
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Window looking

Seeing a hot guy/girl and checking them out but you wouldn't actually want to date them, maybe because they're too hot for you or they look arrogant. So then you just do some window looking.
Veronika: *looking a guy from a distance*
Jennifer : Why dont you go talk to him?
Veronika: No way! I'm just doing some window looking, he seems full of himself with those wandering eyes and that smirk.
Jennifer: Nice
by iliketacos4ever December 6, 2012
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complacency window

The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.
1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
by Wordman30001 October 7, 2013
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Scented window

1)A woman’s vagina

Or
2)to describe sexual attraction to someone
“i trimmed my scented window to meet up with michael tonight
“mmmm they could scent my window 👅💦”
by Mangopapi August 11, 2018
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Window slut

A person who always talks and sends photos but never does any action. A tease to the next level
Chris over there is a window slut, he's worse than a tease.
by Teejaesquared April 18, 2018
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Windows Vista

The best operating system, a perfect combination of Windows xp and Windows 7, all in a delightfully aesthetic and beautiful theme known as aero glass. Windows Vista has extreme multimedia features, although you may want to install a secondary media player in case certain encoding types don't work. Windows Vista's hardware selection with supported drivers may be low, but if you can acquire a stable setup to use it on, it's a blast and perfectly snappy.
"I just installed Windows Vista on my computer, no wonder it's shit."
"have you tried installing it on an actually capable machine?"
"no-"
"try doing that first before you say it's shit then, bitch."
"damn aight, aight."
by GamerGirlAbakas February 10, 2022
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