love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.

Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.

by kaliyuga September 11, 2020

burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

by timebusters August 30, 2012

Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.

My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.

by MusicaB August 26, 2025

Spicy Burrito

Applying some form of hot sauce to you tongue and then licking the rectum of your partner.

I went and gave my man a spicy burrito last night, he couldn't sit down for an hour.

by BunkerBob January 16, 2018

Burrito swag

You dance one does when finding out they are getting burritos with their friends later

Hey let's get burrito later I hope you have good burrito swag

by Buddy wuddy wolf December 28, 2024

lil burrito

A small burrito that likes to attack things. Loves to growl but doesn't bite!!
Overall a cute bb.

Awww look at that lil burrito over there! So cute!

by kingjulienreal September 18, 2022

shiba burrito

A very cute shobe wrapped in a blanket. Can also be referred to as a shoburrito.

I want to pet that shiba burrito!

by MlemShobe November 27, 2019