British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.

my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.

by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021

British gonorrhea

The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.

Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.

by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 1, 2019

british

a type of people who doesn't have dentist's and can't live without tea and crumpets.

hay near the trolley and man was robbed by a British person for there tea.

by A offline gamer November 8, 2022

british cars

Horribly made cars

British cars always never fail... to fail

by —tails May 1, 2018

British bowtie

British Bowtie n.: A sexual act where a woman drapes her extended labia on your neck while you eat her out

I almost threw up a little when I saw Julia could give me a British Bowtie

by Kielmog January 11, 2017

British word

Something that’s made up. A fabrication from the British monarchy.

A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.

Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.

You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??

You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.

by Yang Miyagi August 9, 2022

british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.

Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024