Something that McDonald's employees (who either didn't try in high school or just dropped out) want not knowing how much it will fuck up the economy.
Guy: These people who work at my local Mcdonald's are out here protesting for 15$ minimum wage, no wonder they ended up here.
by Kopias May 28, 2018
Get the 15$ Minimum Wagemug. The (somehow completely legal) firearm of choice for mass shootings in the US, this firearm not only can fire many different sizes of ammunition, but ultimately results in the thoughts and prayers of members of the US government.
“There was yet another mass-shooting that involved and AR-15. Now we get to listen to NRA activists condescendingly shit on everyone about how the “AR” stands for “ArmaLite”, not “Assault Rifle”, instead of talking about the actual problem.
by backma5k May 6, 2018
Get the AR-15mug. A code for what will happen if you so choose to indulge in statutory rape, aka sex with someone under the age of consent. A breakdown of the code is
5= 5 minutes in bed
10= 10 hours/minutes in court (because it won't take a judge or jury long to convict your ass)
15= 15 years in a magic castle where people will gang rape and beat the living god out of you because you're a convicted pedophile.
5= 5 minutes in bed
10= 10 hours/minutes in court (because it won't take a judge or jury long to convict your ass)
15= 15 years in a magic castle where people will gang rape and beat the living god out of you because you're a convicted pedophile.
Dumbass: Yo, bro I's gonna go fuck this bitch over there.
Guy with some intelligence: Dude, she's 15, you're 25
Dumbass: So bro she's just a ho bro?
Guy with some intelligence: 5-10-15 dumbass
For some reason the government looks at sex as some kind of contract, and you cant agree to a contract if your under their arbitrary age. So if the girl is 17 and your 18, just wait, because if she gets pregnant and her daddy finds out it's yours, he'd probably love to 5-10-15 your ass. On the other hand if your 25 and want to screw a 17 year old, eat shit pedophile.
Guy with some intelligence: Dude, she's 15, you're 25
Dumbass: So bro she's just a ho bro?
Guy with some intelligence: 5-10-15 dumbass
For some reason the government looks at sex as some kind of contract, and you cant agree to a contract if your under their arbitrary age. So if the girl is 17 and your 18, just wait, because if she gets pregnant and her daddy finds out it's yours, he'd probably love to 5-10-15 your ass. On the other hand if your 25 and want to screw a 17 year old, eat shit pedophile.
by crazytexan182 September 19, 2012
Get the 5-10-15mug. by soli15 October 12, 2008
Get the 14 turning 15mug. Can be used as a school bus or a sunday school bus.
Can also be used by large families with dogs.
Commonly used for religious reasons.
Can also be used by large families with dogs.
Commonly used for religious reasons.
1. Wife: "We have 10 kids, and a standard 5 seater car isn't big enough!"
Husband: "Never mind, I found us a nice, white bus in the paper that the local church is selling! It has 15 seats and will do this family well".
2. The sunday school 15 seater bus is picking us up soon! Get your things together, they won't have spare bibles to lend.
3. We can take the dogs to the beach with us in our brand new 15 seater bus! Jump in kids!
Husband: "Never mind, I found us a nice, white bus in the paper that the local church is selling! It has 15 seats and will do this family well".
2. The sunday school 15 seater bus is picking us up soon! Get your things together, they won't have spare bibles to lend.
3. We can take the dogs to the beach with us in our brand new 15 seater bus! Jump in kids!
by Bitchezbehatin' September 24, 2011
Get the 15 seater busmug. Priest: If your girl starts talking to random niggas you must refer back to niggalations 12:15
The boyfriend: Amen
The boyfriend: Amen
by The nigga. August 17, 2020
Get the Niggalations 12:15mug. A rule used by school fuckboys explaining how you can leave a classroom if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes. The rule is obviously untrue.
Fuckboy: Hey guys, have you heard of the 15 Minute Rule?
Everyone else: No.
Fuckboy: You know, if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes we can leave the classroom.
*INCREDIBLY LOUD SIGHING*
Everyone else: No.
Fuckboy: You know, if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes we can leave the classroom.
*INCREDIBLY LOUD SIGHING*
by Oatmeal_h May 17, 2018
Get the The 15 Minute Rulemug.