Ambi-texting

ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.

Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.

Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.

by Zorack911 January 12, 2011

Texting Orgy

The act of gathering every person you can think of and texting everyone simultaneously.

"Hey Shelly, get everyone you know and let's have a texting orgy!"

"Alright!"

by rowemister December 22, 2008

douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting

by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010

Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

by flakycake May 6, 2010

Texting whore

someone who communicates more frequently via SMS than voice

are you a texting whore? compare your sms count to your call count

by stop that whore April 9, 2012

text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners

teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."

by neosushisek December 1, 2011

Novel Texting

When the person you are texting does not want to have an actual phone conversation so you have to write a lot rather then just being able to say it.

Lucy was crying all night because Brad broke up with her. I tried to call her but she wouldn't answer so I was novel texting her for about an hour.

Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.

by QU33NC0BR4 September 24, 2011