ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.
Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.
Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.
Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.
by Zorack911 January 12, 2011
Get the Ambi-textingmug. by rowemister December 22, 2008
Get the Texting Orgymug. People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010
Get the douche textingmug. by flakycake May 6, 2010
Get the Text Fingersmug. by stop that whore April 9, 2012
Get the Texting whoremug. teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
by neosushisek December 1, 2011
Get the text lifemug. When the person you are texting does not want to have an actual phone conversation so you have to write a lot rather then just being able to say it.
Lucy was crying all night because Brad broke up with her. I tried to call her but she wouldn't answer so I was novel texting her for about an hour.
Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.
Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.
by QU33NC0BR4 September 24, 2011
Get the Novel Textingmug.