Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017
In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.
Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”
Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020
My first boyfriend I was with five years, and my second was for seven years so I would call him my Main Ex.
by Stroms007 August 16, 2020
November 8th is Ex Appreciation Day. So Appreciate your exes or beat the shit out of them. I don't give a fuck
by drjoemama21 November 08, 2019
Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 25, 2024
- Hey, look, it's an exe lying on that sand dune over there, let's give him some food and water
- wassup my exe
- wassup my exe
by Wellison August 30, 2023
"Stop talking before I get exe in the party."
by abusedthem May 26, 2024