Skip to main content

Short Timer

A luck son of a bitch who moves out west for the snow season in a couple of days, so clearly not a fuck will be given at work.
That bastard will be waist deep in fresh powder in two days, fucking short timer.
by ecov spmah December 5, 2011
mugGet the Short Timermug.

Short Stack

an AWSUM band from australia (named after pancakes <3)
originating from a NSW town called Budgewoi

the band, which consist of 3 members (Andy- bass and the worlds sexiest back up vocals ever heard , Bradie- drums and keys and Shaun- lead guitar and vocals)formed in 2005 to enter in the YouthRock competition (they didn't win)

they have 2 albums, Stack is the New Black and This is Bat Country, and possibly the coolest hair ever ( even with thier new haircuts)
these sexiii boys are by far the best looking and nicest people i have met ( they were so concerned about by broken arm <3)
have way more fans than they have haters
Awsum person: OMG short stack signed my cast

Not so awsum person: dude wth do you like short stack they are such homos

Other awsum person: i can't believe you just said that, some people really don't apreciate good looks and good talent

Random guy: imma start calling them pancakes now

Awsum person WTH??
by Leslie Hungry January 20, 2011
mugGet the Short Stackmug.

Short Stop

A girl who likes small dicks. Will never go with big dicks.
Matt: Dude she won't have sex with me because "it's" too big.

Pat: I know what a short stop.
by Stifford April 28, 2009
mugGet the Short Stopmug.

short king

A short king is a term made popular by Cody Ko and Noel Miller to describe a short boy who has an inflated ego despite lack of stature. A short king will usually have a very sarcastic sense of humor and feels the need to prove himself as an Alpha despite being two feet tall. Short kings are 5'9'' and under.
Short King: "Should I go talk to Chad for you? I can convince him to come over here."
Friend of Short King: "Please don't Short King this up!"
by mnema geoff October 17, 2018
mugGet the short kingmug.

Short bus

by Dothraky January 7, 2022
mugGet the Short busmug.

Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!
by Marauder04 December 27, 2009
mugGet the Netted Shortsmug.

short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash
Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it
by shortdickery June 30, 2016
mugGet the short dicked itmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email