Twisted

To be twacked. Meth high. refers to twisting meth pipe

Damn im so twisted off that dope

by Fated to pretend mgmt April 18, 2020

A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023

Russian Twist

While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.

-RegisteredSexOffender

"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."

by Registered_Sex_Offender January 16, 2021

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.

He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.

by TheTLang April 9, 2019

Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.

Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting

by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021

twist of shame

The awkward shuffle that results from when a friend notices your shirt or hoodie is on backwards, forcing you to twist it to the correct position while your friend watches you mockingly.

After my girlfriend noticed my sweater was on backwards, I had to do the twist of shame while she laughed.

by Lulu W. December 20, 2012