When you're in the bathroom and you're making dramatic sounds. For example, when peeing you make the sounds of relief. When pooping, you scream yelling at the heavens....
Guy - I just came from the men's room and there was a dude performing toilet theater in the stall. The sounds he was making while taking a shit was like an opera.
by Jay Santy TRSS May 31, 2016
Get the Toilet Theatermug. You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018
Get the Swedish toiletmug. When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
by santacruzjt December 19, 2013
Get the toilet strokemug. For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.
Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022
Get the Bathroom Toiletmug. A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.
Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.
by Biohaza Master July 24, 2010
Get the Toilet Restaurantmug. by taWa_personn November 30, 2021
Get the Toilet peppermug. Adjective; a term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.
Noun; Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people who emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
Noun; Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people who emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
adj; "Fuck that restaurant, the food is toilet-trash", "Miley Cyrus' new album is toilet-trash"
noun; "We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party", "If you park here, the toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit"
noun; "We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party", "If you park here, the toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit"
by boardshaw November 9, 2020
Get the toilet-trashmug.