Toilet wisdom

Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.

Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.

by rufik April 7, 2020

Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

You’re totally toilet texting me!

by im110percentright October 29, 2019

Toilet ghost

Hanako

Hanako kun is a toilet ghost who lives on the third floor girls bathroom in the third stall

by anonymous March 18, 2022

Toilet Restaurant

A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.

Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.

by Biohaza Master July 24, 2010

Toilet Paper

A package of Charmin's Ultra Soft that people are on a rampage and are battling for during the Coronavirus

"time to go to the store to buy some Toilet Paper,"

by Altirix March 21, 2020

toilet taco

a taco you eat in the bathroom

skott: where should i eat my taco
grace: in the bathroom its a toilet taco

by heelysbiggestfan March 2, 2018

Toilet chest

Bruising and/or discomfort in the chest area resulting from leaning on the toilet bowl while vomiting for an extended period of time.

Those strawberry Frules made me puke all night. I got a serious case of toilet chest this morning.

by RPGQ April 14, 2013