Purple-Helmet Warrior

When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."

My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.

by squeezemasta June 18, 2011

butt cheek warrior

alias for local Wellington, FL rapper/artist/love-maker A-Funk Hostile Unlimited 3000; one who performs the duty of love such as a warrior , when butt cheeks are placed before him.

'I am the butt cheek warrior!' - A-Funk Hostile Unlimited 3000

by bttf April 10, 2008

purple headed warrior

The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.

Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).

Colin Ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior...man it was a long night.

by Just Plain...Awesome December 28, 2005

white flag warrior

From the Flobots album "Survival Story", any person that battles for freedom peacefully by means of non-violent actions and open communication.

"We'd rather make our children martyrs than murderers...white flag warriors."

by freeworldmind August 13, 2010

purple helmet warrior

the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.

woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...

by kkkkkara June 26, 2006

keyboard warrior creator

A sad person who gets a kick out goading an innocent person then calling this person a keyboard warrior! When in actual fact the person being goaded is just reacting to being called something derogatory and\or insulting!

Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.

Person1: Hey you're an ass lol!

Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?

Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!

Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.

by VicTimBla October 10, 2010

Nyash warrior

You get the fat nyash

This guy is a nyash warrior

by Cheese eater69 June 17, 2022