Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

hit the skiis

Cocaine

Yo, what to hit the skiis? Black Diamond Slopes?

by lkjhgvbn February 16, 2017

hide-a-hit

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.

Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."

by Mercynary(kik) March 7, 2017

hit to key

Critical hit. Used in the terrible translated Vietnamese version of Pokemon Crystal.

Croc SCRAAH!
HIT TO KEY!

by FranekGMD March 13, 2017

Hit The Boogie

The smoothest way to leave.

peace, later, gotta go, see you soon, deuces, all crumple in the wake of "hitting the boogie"

Larry: Oh man you just got here
Steve: Gotta hit the boogie
Larry:....okay, well you stay fly Smoothie Steve

by HydraNaded July 7, 2016

call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)

Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?

by Ray rice >:-( August 1, 2016

hit as hell

1.) You ugly as fuck.

2.)You hot and everyone wanna smash

1.) Damn she hit as hell she shouldn't even be going in public
2.) Damn she his as hell, I just wanna smash

by JOHNNNNNNNNNN CENAAAAAAA February 4, 2018