After a guy earns his Red-Wings the girl pulls some of her bloody pubes out and throws them in his face, yelling "Strawberry Short-Face!"
"Yeah so we're 69-ing and she's on her God Damn period! So I gave that slut a Dirty Lifeguard! But while I'm laughing at her, she totally Strawberry Short-Faced me, man!!!"
by 9078675309 October 15, 2008

when a man is receiving oral from his partner and right when he feels he is going to climax he punches his partner in the nose, while simultaneously pulling out and seamenating on the partners face. The blood and cum mixture will give the effect of strawberry cream!
Last night Wendy was suckin me off when i decided to give her a strawberry cream pie so i decked her in the nose right when i busted a nut on her face...it kinda made me hungry.
by T-Bone666 March 4, 2009

Mixture of cum and blood that oozes out of someone’s hole after rough anal sex, which often has a similar texture and color to its namesake. Mostly occurs when taking someone’s anal virginity.
Dude I lost my virginity yestreday and it sucked. That dick left me shitting strawberry ice cream for hours.
by iammemyselfandi August 11, 2021

by PHIL FONNER August 17, 2008

1) A young woman's sweet and rather pink vagina.
2) A strawberry flavored tart shaped like a vagina.
See also strawberry
2) A strawberry flavored tart shaped like a vagina.
See also strawberry
1)He stuck his tongue inside of her a proceeded to eat her strawberry cunt tart
2)I will bake your strawberry cunt tarts just as soon as find a recipe for tarts.
2)I will bake your strawberry cunt tarts just as soon as find a recipe for tarts.
by A. S. N. "LOLerz" April 23, 2008

The great ambrosia of all delicious fruit juices.
A mixture of sweet strawberry flavor and sour cranberry juice.
The God of all juices.
A mixture of sweet strawberry flavor and sour cranberry juice.
The God of all juices.
by Yes Surrr January 25, 2009

I told Joe I was on my period and he said he wanted to give me a strawberry creme pie; I said okay but let's put a towel down.
by rosemaryskt January 6, 2023
