Steam Pony

Raw dogging it in a steam room.

Hey I don’t have condoms so let’s steam pony after our workout.

by LlamasGalore November 13, 2019

Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems

Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

check steam

A phrase used in the notably Geometry Dash community to misinform them that the 2.2 update released even though it didnt

Troll: Check steam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.2 released
Player: sure

2 minutes later

Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released

by CheckSteam December 3, 2023

Steam team

2 people smoking majority of the blunt during a Cyph

Yall smoked?, ight me and John gonna steam team

by Lampsi August 10, 2020

Steaming Collinsworth

When you hold someone up in a pool and they take a shit on your head.

My wife wanted to get crazy in the pool so I had her give me a steaming Collinsworth in the pool.

by BassMaster88 May 23, 2020

Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".

Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.

by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023