Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!

You are a steam monkey!

by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019

German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass

"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"

by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019

Steam-troll

1. To completely dominate one's opponent in competition, especially in situations involving internet trolling. 2. See also, "steamroll,"

The whole lobby was being harrassed by some punk on Xbox Live dropping expletives like candy. Finally Dexter had enough and completely steam-trolled the kid, who quit the game in a fit of rage.

by Shredhead713 August 28, 2019

Steam

The most loving person you’ll ever find. Commonly linked to a lust for sex or other things varying past that. The kind of person to get full homo and cuddle with fucking anyone.

Man, I sure wish this Steam guy wasn’t here.

by Kadavros September 5, 2019

Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.

My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.

by I8mypaint January 6, 2018

Vibrating Steam Roller

When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.

I met this chubby last night. We went back to her place and she gave me a vibrating steam roller.

by Imafunny April 24, 2018

freshly steamed

Lightly stoned, relaxed...

Joe was freshly steamed last night, we ran out of weed so we couldn't get stoned

by Player unknown April 19, 2018