single-digit-year-old

a kid on the internet, can be used to refer to a kid in general

Kid: L Gay
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: don’t worry, he’s a single-digit-year-old.

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz April 8, 2023

Singlationship

A Singlationship is a state of intimate connection where persons love eachother deeply by heart and act so with oneanother but are not having a committed relationship of beeing together. For example due to colliding boundaries or other (yet unsorted) circumstances.

I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you and I will never give up working on this, but we are in a Singlationship, because I am not willing to give up on my friends, promises that I made or needs, as you currently want me to.

by Singlationship June 2, 2023

Single Mom Coupon Code

A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.

Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.

*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*

Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"

by HabibiRex July 9, 2023

Singapore Scram

Leaving a social event by having a helicopter swoop in and dropping a rope ladder. You grab onto the ladder and the helicopter carries you away.

Letterkenny (Canadian comedy TV series) S4E5 at 15:54:

Wayne: It very well may be time to pull the Singapore Scram

Katy: What's that?

Daryl: It's when you grab a rope ladder, have a helicopter flies you out of there

by sintaur September 21, 2023

Single Ply Toilet Paper

The most annoying shit ever.

My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!

by Numberline October 16, 2023

The Single Army

When any number of singles work together to achieve a common goal; most often, helping fellow single members hook up with the opposite sex.

PT received a promotion in the Single Army after an expert display of wingmanship the other night.

by DRap316 January 11, 2009

Strong Single

A truck driver that hauls a load as fast as a set of Team Drivers but is actually only driving by himself, smoking crack and staying up illegally all through the trek in many cases

"I can move that for you to from CA to IL from Monday to Wednedsay with a strong single, you don't need a team on that"

by stevek2 November 10, 2009